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Alrighty, i go through TOO many idiots to not post what i go through on a daily basis ill post what conversations i have here


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Me: Ok sir, can i have the Year, Make and Model of your vehicle?
Customer: Yes sir, 2006 Chevy Truck
Me: Can i get the model name please?
Customer: Its a Chevy Truck i said
Me: yes sir, but the trucks model name
Customer: OH OH, Chevy Red Truck
Me: ....


maybe i should explain my job too


I work for GM ( general motors ) insurance, i verify insurance NO MORE i dont do ANYTHING but verify insurance, infact im a completly differen branch from GM the car company. but ppl cant read

Edited by Polak2, 12 December 2006 - 11:03 PM.


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bah

remember that movie clip with a blonde calling car service that she stucked in her car without keys? xP

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Me: Ok sir, actually thats customer service
Customer: Oh im sorry
Me: that's ok sir, if you have a pen handy i can give you that number
Customer: I only have a Pencil
Me: ...



Now, what i wanted to say was
Me: Sorry sir a Pen IS required for this telephone number
but i resisted and gave him the number lol

Edited by Polak2, 12 December 2006 - 06:10 PM.


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QUOTE(NightHunter @ Dec 12 2006, 07:08 PM) View Post
bah

remember that movie clip with a blonde calling car service that she stucked in her car without keys? xP


OMG yeah that was HILARIOUS! there is a clip if someone can find on ytmnd.com it was a telemarketer calling a fake crime scene THAT MADE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER!

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polak stop spamming the forums for more cash

reopened but i dont want to see anymore double posts or spam.

Edited by MysticWarrior, 12 December 2006 - 06:25 PM.


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cash??!

WHERE???

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My god, people are retarded! "DUUUUUUUUR, Ive got a new bright shiny red... truck!! Yeah!!"

I think somebody needs to put this into law somewhere. "No matter where you go in life or what you do, you will always run into retarded people"

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maybe i should explain my job too


I work for GM ( general motors ) insurance, i verify insurance NO MORE i dont do ANYTHING but verify insurance, infact im a completly differen branch from GM the car company. but ppl cant read sleep.gif

i just got a call from some one that wanted to Order white paint. like come on ppl my OPENING SPEACH IS WELCOME TO GM INSURANCE. what kind of paint do you want? mine stains clothes not cars or walls ---

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QUOTE(Nevermore @ Dec 12 2006, 06:42 PM) View Post
My god, people are retarded! "DUUUUUUUUR, Ive got a new bright shiny red... truck!! Yeah!!"

I think somebody needs to put this into law somewhere. "No matter where you go in life or what you do, you will always run into retarded people"

so true siiiiii

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record your next call... i will provide hosting, cold beer and hot chicks but PLEASE record your next call and paste it here smile.gif

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ahaha that reminds me of the drunks i have to deal with at work.... one guy tried to walk into a concert carrying a tree.. and wouldn't let go of it...

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i cant physically actually record like the voice but ill type it out as it goes xD and if its funny ill keep it, if nrmal then ill just not post it tongue.gif

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BAHAHHA

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Me: thank you for calling the gmac insurance center my name is ***** may i please have the account number your calling in regards to
Customer: **************************************
Me: ok sir, and are you the owner of the vehicle?
Customer: Yes
Me: and your name please?
Customer : ********
Me: and how can i help you today
Customer: they've been charging me for extra insurance when ive already had insurance
Me: has your agency ever called us to take care of the charges?
Customer: yes 5 fucking times!
Me: sir if you can refrain from using that kind of language, we can deal with this calmly
Customer: *odd silence*
Me: ok sir i see we've been charging you insurance for about.... 5 years now and you owe about 15,000
Customer: i know how much i owe but ive always had insurance
Me: im not saying you didnt sir just hand on one sec, ill look over the notes
Customer: fine
Me: *looks over notes* ok sir it shows here that ur agency DID call but we were never listed as a lean holder on the account
Customer: what? i made sure you were
Me: according to ur insurance company we never were sir, so the charges are justifyable
Customer: WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
Me: sir if you can once again refrain..
Customer: NO FUCK THAT THIS IS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Me: sir this is a matter with your insurance agency not ours, the payment is justafyable
Customer: NO FUCK YOU ITS YOUR FAULTS
Me: sir last time refrain from using that language please, when you signed the contract it clearly states that you will have insurance the whole time, and we were to be listed at all times, where you signed sir, it says i have read and understood all terms of the contract
Customer: WTF THATS FUCKING STUPID I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW
Me: well now you do sir *click*


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Hahaha! That's awesome! Now kids - always learn to read small print or else people like Polak are there to catch you out! biggrin.gif

p.s. I think this thread should be kept open so that pork can stick more funny convo's up! Makes it seem like you're not that dumb afterall in comparison to some people!

Edited by Zebra, 12 December 2006 - 09:07 PM.


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So that was you on the other end of the phone you #@$51^1#@!#!#@1!!!!!!! mad.gif LOL. laugh.gif

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lmfao @ RIP

zebra your a whore sleep.gif' sad.gif

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Me: Ok sir can i have your account number
Customer: **********
Me: sir is that your policy number?
Customer: yes sir
Me: i need the account number
Customer: i live in illinois
Me: Ok can i get the gm acount number?
Customer: its a 2005 silverado
Me: ....


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Me: And how can i help you sir?
Customer: yall dun send me duh letters and i dun go down to duh insurance and day dun said day sent yall dun papers
Me: ok sir have they called us before
Customer: yuh day dun calls yall 5s times, can yall not work a computah or sumtin
Me: *getting agrivated and annoyed * actually sir your agency never called us by our records
Customer: THOSE DIRTY MEXICANS *click*


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Customer: i dont have the account number
Me: ok do you have the vin number?
Customer: yes i do
Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: can i have that number
Customer: ********
Me: and what state does he live in?
Customer: Shelbyville
Me: ....
Me: and the state?
Customer: United states of america.
Me: ...


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Me: Ok sir everything is up to date, is there anything else i can do for you today?
Customer: Nope, that'll be all
Me: can i have your name sir
Customer: Harry Nads
Me: ....


(note my calls are everage 2 mins each, thats why it wont take long for an idiot to call )

Edited by Polak2, 12 December 2006 - 10:46 PM.