I can hear the Jaws music. Nah, don't do it, it is not worth it . LOL!
It would only be suitable for a jokey map. Can you see some real players and some robots try to shoot a shark? I suppose head shots don't matter, it's FIn shots that count!
o.k. I just have to share it now (you'll see the intro to the personality is the 'jaws theme'
And folks respect. This personality is one of my personal ones (yes I'm a gaming schitzoprenic) view it for learning and entertainment but please don't inpersonate me with it.
This is the shorter 10 song version of the shark. I've a longer version (that just keeps getting longer when I hear apropriate music.)
Note all the major actions are with just 3 keys, a class weapons bind could also be done with just a few keys.
// Singing Shark personality and song listing
// sole personality of El Dragon (please do not use)
// UPARROW - cycles the songs in my song list
// DOWNARROW - anounces the next song to be sung
// MOUSE3 - sings the song (line by line as you hit mouse 3)
seta name "^2 >shArk"
// sharks activate keys:
bind MOUSE3 "vstr mk1"
bind UPARROW "vstr sn2"
bind KP_END "say ^4 Thank you very much, you've been a lovely audience. No more encores I really must leave"
bind F9 "say ^4L^2O^4L"
// sharks theme music
// Song Rotation:
set sn1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk1;bind UPARROW vstr sn2;bind DOWNARROW vstr si1;echo ^4Mack the Knife"
set sn2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd1;bind UPARROW vstr sn3;bind DOWNARROW vstr si2;echo ^4Another one bites the dust"
set sn3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz1;bind UPARROW vstr sn4;bind DOWNARROW vstr si3;echo ^4Dies Irae"
set sn4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM1;bind UPARROW vstr sn5;bind DOWNARROW vstr si4;echo ^4Trooper"
set sn5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr MP1;bind UPARROW vstr sn6;bind DOWNARROW vstr si5;echo ^4Master of puppets"
set sn6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd1;bind UPARROW vstr sn7;bind DOWNARROW vstr si6;echo ^4Sympathy for the devil"
set sn7 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm1;bind UPARROW vstr sn8;bind DOWNARROW vstr si7;echo ^4How soon is now"
set sn8 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr1;bind UPARROW vstr sn9;bind DOWNARROW vstr si8;echo ^4The Reaper"
set sn9 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp1;bind UPARROW vstr sn10;bind DOWNARROW vstr si9;echo ^4War Pigs"
set sn10 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog1;bind UPARROW vstr sn1;bind DOWNARROW vstr si10;echo ^4Dogs"
set si1 "say ^2 and for my next number, that classic, ^1Mack the knife ^2:D"
set si2 "say ^2 ... thank you very much and for my next number ^1 Another one bites the dust^4, by ^1Queen"
set si3 "say ^2 Now for some culture: Mozarts Dies Irae ^7(Day of Wrath)"
set si4 "say ^2 o.k. It's time to rock out with Iron Maidens 'Trooper'"
set si5 "say ^2 Now it's time to bang our heads to 'Master of Puppets' by Metallica"
set si6 "say ^2 and now a clasic, 'Sympathy for the devil' by the Rolling Stones"
set si7 "say ^2 Time for some 80's music, 'How soon is now' by the Smiths"
set si8 "say ^2 and now, 'The Reaper', by Blue Oyster Cult"
set si9 "say ^2 Lets all get down to 'War Pigs' by Black Sabbath"
set si10 "say ^2 for my next number, that happy tune by Pink Floyd: 'Dogs' "
// Song listings:
// Mack the Knife
set mk1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk2; say ^4 Oh the Shark ^1Dear,"
set mk2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk3; say ^4 Has big Teeth ^1Dear^4,"
set mk3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk4; say ^4 And his Teeth are,... ^7Purly White^4."
set mk4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk5; say ^4 Oh the line forms,"
set mk5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk6; say ^4 On the right, ^1Dear^4,"
set mk6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr mk1; say ^4 Now that Mackey's,... Back in town."
// Another one bites the dust
set bd1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd2; say ^1 Steve ^4walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low"
set bd2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd3; say ^4 Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go"
set bd3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd4; say ^4 Are you ready, Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?"
set bd4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd5; say ^4 Out of the doorway the ^1bullets rip^4, To the sound of the beat"
set bd5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd6; say ^7(bomp, bomp, bomp)^4 Another one bites the dust"
set bd6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd7; say ^7(bomp, bomp, bomp)^4 Another one bites the dust"
set bd7 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd8; say ^4 And another one gone, and another one gone, Another one bites the dust"
set bd8 "bind MOUSE3 vstr bd1; say ^4 Hey, I'm gonna get ^1you ^4too, another one bites the dust"
// Dies Irae - Mozart
set moz1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz2; say ^4 Dies irae, dies illa ^7(The day of wrath, that day)"
set moz2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz3; say ^4 solvet saeclum in favilla, ^7(which will reduce the world to ashes,)"
set moz3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz4; say ^4 teste David cum Sybilla. ^7(as foretold by David and the Sybil.)"
set moz4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz5; say ^4 Quantus tremor est futurus, ^7(What terror there will be,)"
set moz5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz6; say ^4 quando judex est venturus, ^7(when the Lord will come)"
set moz6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr moz1; say ^4 cuncta stricte discussurus. ^7(to judge all rigorously!)"
// Trooper - Iron Maiden
set IM1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM2; say ^4 Youll take my life but Ill take yours too"
set IM2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM3; say ^4 Youll fire you musket but Ill run you through"
set IM3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM4; say ^4 So when your waiting for the next attack"
set IM4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM5; say ^4 Youd better stand theres no turning back"
set IM5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM6; say ^4 The bugle sounds as the charge begins"
set IM6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM7; say ^4 But on this battlefield no one wins"
set IM7 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM8; say ^4 The smell of arcrid smoke and horses breath"
set IM8 "bind MOUSE3 vstr IM1; say ^4 As you plunge into a certain death"
//Master of Puppets - Metalica
set MP1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr MP2; say ^4 Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings"
set MP2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr MP3; say ^4 Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams"
set MP3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr MP4; say ^4 Blinded by me, you can't see a thing"
set MP4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr MP5; say ^4 Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream"
set MP5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr MP1; say ^4 ....Master .....Master"
//Sympathy for the devil - Rolling Stones
set sd1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd2; say ^4 Please allow me to introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste"
set sd2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd3; say ^4 Ive been around for a long, long year, Stole many a mans soul and faith"
set sd3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd4; say ^4 And I was round when jesus christ, Had his moment of doubt and pain"
set sd4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd5; say ^4 Made damn sure that pilate, Washed his hands and sealed his fate"
set sd5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd6; say ^4 Pleased to meet you, Hope you guess my name"
set sd6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sd1; say ^4 But whats puzzling you, Is the nature of my game"
//How soon is now - Smiths
set sm1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm2; say ^4 I am the son, and the heir"
set sm2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm3; say ^4 of a shyness that is criminally vulgar"
set sm3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm4; say ^4 I am the son and heir of nothing in particular"
set sm4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm5; say ^4 You shut your mouth how can you say"
set sm5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm6; say ^4 I go about things the wrong way"
set sm6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm7; say ^4 I am human and I need to be loved"
set sm7 "bind MOUSE3 vstr sm1; say ^4 just like everybody else does"
// The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
set tr1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr2; say ^4 Seasons don't fear the reaper"
set tr2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr3; say ^4 Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain... We can be like they are"
set tr3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr4; say ^4 Come on baby... ^2Don't fear the Reaper"
set tr4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr5; say ^4 Baby take my hand... ^2Don't fear the Reaper"
set tr5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr6; say ^4 We'll be able to fly... ^2Don't fear the Reaper"
set tr6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr tr1; say ^4 Baby I'm your man..."
//War Pigs - Black Sabath
set wp1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp2; say ^4 Generals gathered in their masses, Just like witches at black masses"
set wp2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp3; say ^4 Evil minds that plot destruction, Sorcerers of deaths construction"
set wp3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp4; say ^4 In the fields the bodies burning, As the war machine keeps turning"
set wp4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp5; say ^4 Death and hatred to mankind, Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!"
set wp5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp6; say ^1 (buh-duh.....Dom dom dom...Dom)"
set wp6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp7; say ^4 Now in darkness, world stops turning, As the war machine keeps burning"
set wp7 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp8; say ^4 No more war pigs of the power, Hand of God has sturck the hour"
set wp8 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp9; say ^4 Day of judgement, God is calling, On their knees, the war pigs crawling"
set wp9 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp0; say ^4 Begging mercy for their sins, Satan, laughing, spreads his wings, All right now!"
set wp0 "bind MOUSE3 vstr wp1; say ^1 (buh-duh.....Dom dom dom...Dom)"
//Dogs - Pink Floyd
set dog1 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog2; say ^4 You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need"
set dog2 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog3; say ^4 You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street"
set dog3 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog4; say ^4 You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed"
set dog4 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog5; say ^4 And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight"
set dog5 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog6; say ^4 You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking."
set dog6 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog7; say ^4 And after a while, you can work on points for style"
set dog7 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog8; say ^4 Like the club tie, and the firm handshake"
set dog8 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog9; say ^4 A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile"
set dog9 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog10; say ^4 You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to"
set dog10 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog11; say ^4 So that when they turn their backs on you"
set dog11 "bind MOUSE3 vstr dog1; say ^4 You'll get the chance to put the knife in."
As you can see, this script has no 'gaming' value but can be full of entertainment value.
Edited by TheDragon, 03 November 2010 - 11:06 PM.