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http://www.qtracker.com/

http://www.hlsw.org/

 

http://et.trackbase.net/server/42872/

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On Trackbase for example, you even got a link which adds the IP to HLSW.


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Xfire has been discontinoued. I am looking for software which lets me view how many people are on the servers? Got any leads? Recommendations?

 

ummmmm....Bunker home page has all of that info......


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but bunker homepage doesnt track said players.. when there not on a b server ..? this maybe what he means...

 

im kinda sad about xfire thats how i kept track of people like  bliss  killandie  and few others also  sneak.. so  now im sad too.lol i use steam too... it helps find old people too.


Edited by *CapTn*, 07 September 2015 - 09:59 PM.


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Xfire has been discontinoued. I am looking for software which lets me view how many people are on the servers? Got any leads? Recommendations?

I check out the home page to see whos on which bunker server



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What an embarrassing thread this is! Imagine what a newcomer would think, reading this sad, depressing narrative filled with personal attacks, threats, and accusations.

Forget about the newcomers, which are rare nowadays. It's sad and depressing for any reader. People, you're better than this. WE'RE better than this.

"This is how it ends?" Apparently so. Such a shameful display!

If we could clone 50 Killjoys, Bunker would be an earthly paradise.

 

Coming into this topic a little late... which is probably a good thing.  Personally I don't think any one person, or persons, community or server has been responsible for the demise of this game.  Time and obsolescence is the killer.  But we all knew that.  How many of us still spend hours trying to reach a new high score for Asteroids or Pac Man?  It doesn't really matter how perfect a video game is... at some point it will become something to remember and talk about how fun it was and how fun all of the people who you played with were.  Some of us will move on to newer games and if lucky... continue playing with the people who've become a second family.  I know some of the regulars on the Bunker servers play newer games together.  I've been invited to play with them... and I probably will move on at some point.  But while I still enjoy... and am able to play Wolfy ET... I will visit whatever servers are still hosting this old... but awesome game.  If you happen to see me playing online in the future... say hi.  I'll always be Snoid, unless some impostor steals my name.  If that happens I'll get as close to it as possible... like RealSnoid or Snoidly.  Until then I'll try to make all of the weekend parties I can and enjoy your company.  B1 is having some health problems... but it isn't dead yet.  https://www.youtube....h?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4


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Funny thing Mr Snoidy ! - This was Swirling around my mind during this "Debate"

 

DEAD GAME ?

 

Captn: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(Neurosis does not respond.)

 

Captn: 'Ello, Miss

 

Neurosis: What do you mean "miss"?

 

Captn: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

 

Neurosis: We're closin' for lunch.

 

Captn: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this Computer Game what I purchased not Ten Years ago from this very boutique.

 

Neurosis: Oh yes, the, uh, the Wolfenstein Enemy Territory...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

 

Captn: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

 

Neurosis: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

 

Captn: Look, matey, I know a dead Game when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

 

Neurosis: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable Game, the Enemy Territory, idn'it, ay? Beautiful Graphics!

 

Captn: The Graphics don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

 

Neurosis: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

 

Captn: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the Screen) 'Ello, Mister FPS! I've got a lovely fresh Graphics card for you if you show...

(Neurosis hits the Screen )

 

Neurosis: There, he moved!

 

Captn: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the Screen!

 

Neurosis: I never!!

 

Captn: Yes, you did!

 

Neurosis: I never, never did anything...

 

Captn: (yelling and hitting the Screen repeatedly) 'ELLO ET!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes Disc out of the Computer and thumps its on the Keyboard. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

 

Captn: Now that's what I call a dead Game.

 

Neurosis: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

 

Captn: STUNNED?!?

 

Neurosis: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Enemy Territory stuns easily, major.

 

Captn: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That Game is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf Ten Years ago, you assured me that its total lack of Players was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged Scrimmage.

 

Neurosis: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the Full Server.

 

Captn: PININ' for the Full Server ?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he have an Empty Server the moment I got 'im home?

 

Neurosis: The Enemy Territory prefers an Empty Server! Remarkable Game, id'nit, squire? Lovely Graphics!

 

Captn: Look, I took the liberty of examining that Game when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that Looked like a Full Server in the first place was that it was Full of Bots.

(pause)

 

Neurosis: Well, o'course it was Full of Bots! If I hadn't Filled the Server Full of Bots, it would have Filled up with Real People, blown their Minds with its Awesomeness, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

 

Captn: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this Game wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

 

Neurosis: No no! 'E's pining!

 

Captn: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Game is no more! It has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't Filled It Full of Bots 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-GAME!!

(pause)

 

Neurosis: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of FPS Games.

 

Captn: I see. I see, I get the picture.

 

Neurosis: (pause) I got a MMOG.


(pause)

 

Captn: Pray, does it Have Great Gameplay?

 

Neurosis: Nnnnot really.

 

Captn: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

 

Neurosis: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

 

Captn: Well.

(pause)

 

Neurosis: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?

 

Captn: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

 

https://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218


Edited by killjoy, 11 September 2015 - 09:17 PM.

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BOOM!

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lol ok dork...


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lol point killjoy, nice translation

 

[edit] now if only we could shovel this into the members zone,,,


Edited by TheDragon, 12 September 2015 - 01:25 AM.


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well i'll always be Solewu :P



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an thats what i like about u sol u are who u are..lol



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Nice one Killjoy :)
BUT, that parrot will be up and running any minute.

HELLO POLLY!

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 Not to add oil to the fire, but clear some facts  - B4  has NOT been bot server always. Its latest years only . Exactly same reasons as written here.

..uhh, and btw. I was against it actually :) Proves, that im not good visionary - it has been working good for us.  

Agree with u m8...



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this never ends. Just my popcorn, damn. I need buy more and back to read more



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my eyes are bleeding from this none sense.lol

 

if every one who posted in this topic would join b1 1 day .. man the endless games i could have ..lol and no not with a fucking panzer in 1v1..BILL.. that gets old..lol

 

 

 

if i didnt know better :laugh2:

 

 i d think u did it on purpose .lol :dash1:

 

brazil ip2 location is wrong.. big time..way off.lol


Edited by *CapTn*, 23 September 2015 - 09:56 PM.

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Captn that last shot was 1 in a million btw.  I fired across map and hit you dead on.  Was trying to miss.  LOL

 

Oh and also get your facts straight.  It was 2 of us vs. you, not 1 vs 1.  :tease:


Edited by Bill, 24 September 2015 - 01:59 AM.

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i had like 5 hp .lol

 

  its all good my ping was so fed up i just said f  it. :tease: :training1: :stupid:

 

 

 

 


Edited by *CapTn*, 24 September 2015 - 11:15 PM.

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Some things will never change.


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why u here  whernt u banned lolol